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zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

jakobschoeyenandersen:

im cryin tho they’re two brothers who spend their time arguing about the tempo of which to clap at bc which sounds more harmonious, if you don’t love ylvis just bc of the fox you’re making a huge mistake

Bold what’s true about you

I am under 18.
I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my “pajamas”.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
l am right handed.
I am ambidextrous.
I am a little shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy folk music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last month.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I like Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 DVDs or more.
I own and use a library card. 
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. 
I am wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:
Finished college.
Smoked cigarettes.
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been broken up with.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day. 
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter. 
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Fired a gun. 
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Written poetry. 
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.

Gone to a different continent.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the colour:
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blond 
Strawberry blond
Multicoloured
Red

My eyes are:
Brown
Dark Brown
Blue
Green
Hazel
Light brown
Black
Gray

People sometimes label me as:
Boyish
Colorful
Ugly
Nerd
Other

Some of my biggest fears are:
Spiders/ insects
Slimy things
Dying 
Doctor/Dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
sub spaces
Oceans/large bodies of water
Large animals
sub animals
Open spaces
Thunder
Tornadoes
Clustered holes
Bodily fluids
Corpses

I have:
A friend with benefits
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
My own car
Parents who are still married
A game console

uutpoetry:

Uut Eyes
There are a few ways to save the world including
guns, micromanagement, celibacy,  tiny seeds in the teeth, exomoons, the color red, vivid technicolor war veterans, topology, trauma theory,
razor-sharp limes, upside-down fundamentalism, squeegees,  celestial hexes, endless ragas, motionless pharmacies, telekinetic mozel tovs, rusty hair-clips, a nest of iron gavels,
worse-case-scenario gorges, nullified stampedes, double nausea, sensible children, graffiti-covered underwear, various knots, extant seahorses, mellifluous ovaries, cost-effective moles,
conscientious rejectors, nieces of Gaius Caesar, petrified wrists, Horatian odes, solar power, Bahktin’s sleeping pills, lead-free imagery, Shamanic medicine, deflated gauze,
anonymous ducks, gourd-faced lepers, unsightly hacky sacks, totality, going in and out of the water at night, Veneris rutabagas, America, Russia, and Spain,
psychopaths, a full round O, George Oppen’s mortal tern, a single fisherman, analogues of dark blue, the smallest flowers, Sappho dressed in black, endless cravings, the knife of twinkling eyes,
an ’80s drum machine, the final stanza of Césaire, the Supreme Court, women at least one millimeter long, Vulgarian streetcars, conversations, shovelfuls of wilderness, baby air, white squirrels,
universalist sermons, unmolested Martians, early asteroid detection, elderly ladies in beach towels, sustainability manifestoes, bacteriology, Aristotelian vacuums, automatic listening, the zone of closure,
the wool trade, the periscope trade, daguerreotypes washed in blood, planet-stricken commonwealths, excessive passion, cinder-block mucous, the opinions of Galen, a gilded scabbard, 100 tounges,
the catalog of ignoramuses, modest flirting, monstrous fictions, detailed descriptions of a good husband, counterfeit religions, uvula magic, reusable hand-warmers, howling like a wolf, French toy shops,
arguments about chamber windows, somersaults, nondescript urns walking around as both sexes, sleeveless errands,Tristan Tzara, buying newspapers by the sea, task forces of elision, disaster mouths,
pelvis frenzy, the intersection of gum, jets jets jets!, moccasin hookahs, Sacajawea happy hours, sleazeball timber-mills, the cake of Matilda’s sanctuary, warmongering, teasing the opal rain,
the eruption of contradiction within the real, sailors’ guile, the hangman’s knot, two satchels of company tickets, typists, reenactments of the syntax wars, gargoyle bobble-heads, prophetic baths, filling space with jazz pajamas.
art by austin1227

uutpoetry:

Uut Eyes

There are a few ways to save the world
including

guns, micromanagement, celibacy,
tiny seeds in the teeth, exomoons, the color red,
vivid technicolor war veterans, topology, trauma theory,

razor-sharp limes, upside-down fundamentalism, squeegees,
celestial hexes, endless ragas, motionless pharmacies,
telekinetic mozel tovs, rusty hair-clips, a nest of iron gavels,

worse-case-scenario gorges, nullified stampedes, double nausea,
sensible children, graffiti-covered underwear, various knots,
extant seahorses, mellifluous ovaries, cost-effective moles,

conscientious rejectors, nieces of Gaius Caesar, petrified wrists,
Horatian odes, solar power, Bahktin’s sleeping pills,
lead-free imagery, Shamanic medicine, deflated gauze,

anonymous ducks, gourd-faced lepers, unsightly hacky sacks,
totality, going in and out of the water at night, Veneris rutabagas,
America, Russia, and Spain,

psychopaths, a full round O, George Oppen’s mortal tern,
a single fisherman, analogues of dark blue, the smallest flowers,
Sappho dressed in black, endless cravings, the knife of twinkling eyes,

an ’80s drum machine, the final stanza of Césaire, the Supreme Court,
women at least one millimeter long, Vulgarian streetcars, conversations,
shovelfuls of wilderness, baby air, white squirrels,

universalist sermons, unmolested Martians, early asteroid detection,
elderly ladies in beach towels, sustainability manifestoes, bacteriology,
Aristotelian vacuums, automatic listening, the zone of closure,

the wool trade, the periscope trade, daguerreotypes washed in blood,
planet-stricken commonwealths, excessive passion, cinder-block mucous,
the opinions of Galen, a gilded scabbard, 100 tounges,

the catalog of ignoramuses, modest flirting, monstrous fictions,
detailed descriptions of a good husband, counterfeit religions, uvula magic,
reusable hand-warmers, howling like a wolf, French toy shops,

arguments about chamber windows, somersaults, nondescript urns
walking around as both sexes, sleeveless errands,Tristan Tzara,
buying newspapers by the sea, task forces of elision, disaster mouths,

pelvis frenzy, the intersection of gum, jets jets jets!,
moccasin hookahs, Sacajawea happy hours, sleazeball timber-mills,
the cake of Matilda’s sanctuary, warmongering, teasing the opal rain,

the eruption of contradiction within the real, sailors’ guile, the hangman’s knot,
two satchels of company tickets, typists, reenactments of the syntax wars,
gargoyle bobble-heads, prophetic baths, filling space with jazz pajamas.

art by austin1227

houndofsiru:

TAMAK!

houndofsiru:

TAMAK!